What people are willing to do for a little green

Everyone can really do with a little more cash and fun.
Get both... why not?

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Nauseating fun. Eat the mayo out of the pits.
Messy fun. Party in the pants. (extra spicy?)
Loopy fun. Superglue your toes together.
Sporty fun. Banana hammock in the park.